Hello, my name is Anthony, and usually I would give you all the background to this story, right…? Wrong. Because Jack and the Beanstalk is sooooooo famous, I decided I will start you from where I want to.
Meet Milky Sprite!
“Man, I wish I could have gone on an adventure too!” Milky White thought.
Milky White had just been sold back to Jack’s family, and Jack had told her about his adventure versus the humongous giant. 
And since Milky White wasn’t giving the family any milk, they settled on a different name, Milky Sprite. They changed White to Sprite because she started taking a diet. Every meal is Sprite, that’s right, all she did was drink soda. But soon enough she got tired of being left out.
 Somehow Milky White/Sprite understood English, from the diet she started taking.
Watch Out Jack!
“FEE FI FO FUM I WILL GET THAT OLD CHUM, THEN I SHALL BOAST AND PUT HIM ON ROAST!” yelled the (Ahhhhhhhhh!) giant’s brother.
“Jack, how do we fix thisssssssss?” Jack’s mom yelled. “Our farm has been destroyed!” she yelled again.
There it was, Milky Sprite, running (or what looked to be running because of all the calories she had from all that Sprite she drank), she hit the giant as hard as she could, before Jack got to respond to his mother. Jack and his mother celebrated, and they would not get threatened for the rest of their lives.
Lesson: A cow that doesn’t give milk can be useful in other ways!